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Wednesday, 11 November 2009
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Stoner Statement of the Day: "Should I get lunch again?"
Monday, 09 November 2009
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Currently
Cloud Nine
By Kottonmouth Kings
Proud to be a Stoner
see relatedLea: so are we past our little quarrel from last night?
Ale: yes. i spose.
Lea: MAYK-UP-SECKS.
College Lesson: "i learned that only beer improves beer pong."
Friday, 06 November 2009
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Currently
Sci-Fi Crimes
By Chevelle
Jars
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We can't both become the same pawn that's made to fall
Oil that tastes like blood, stole the summer scent
From me to you, you're stabbing me, through you
You're stabbing you, through him
And betting most of this world
We'll add enough of the world.
Tuesday, 03 November 2009
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Adventures at 4:19
"Nigga what are you thinkin'?! Werewolves and aliens won't work! What planet are you on?"
"Oh my godddd tooo hot for the public."
"He bought me...a cola."
"Baffely baffely and horribly smitened!"
Maia: (reading her horoscope) Venus enters your sign--
Ale: I'LL KILL VENUS!
CAN. WE. PULL. THIS. OFF. #2/3
Parking meter monster.
Biofrozen hobos.
Sunday, 01 November 2009
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"I've clung to the frayed edges of the Christmas ribbon that sums up monogamy in the present-day: bed-ridden and coughing up bile; the chemo making thin red strands cover her pillow and the inane 'Get Well Soon' card tucked underneath it."
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
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1.5 grams of dro. Experience the Madness.
"Imagine a light on my finger, a little red light and it's pretty. Now, follow my finger."
Repeat with orange.
Yellow.
Green.
Blue.
Purple.
"Imagine they all overlap in the scribble--never blend--just overlap."
Now, imagine everything is the rainbow, and the rainbow is everything.
"Am I real?"
Rene: Hahahahaha, shit, you're great.
Rene: Blahhh fuck, I want to cuddle with you
Ale: I was running towards this girl, because I had to say goodbye to her before the world ended, but I don't know who the girl was.
Rene: I just got the feeling like we're underground. Like underground fairies.
Ale: Or underground survivors of the recent apocalypse.
Rene: Yeah, like surviors but we evolved into, into...
Ale: Fairies?
Rene: YES!! Underground fairies!
"In my culture, it's offensive when you don't take our gum. I'm from Michigan."
"Did you sell my body yet?"
"So you know what we should do? We should make the world just like high school."
Tuesday, 13 October 2009
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"We're so tired--I just drooled."
(on vampiric society in Twilight)
Rene: Why are they based in Italy? Italians are dark. Wouldn't it make sense to base themselves somewhere where everyone is pale?
Ale: Poland?
(about a stripclub)
"You can look at their girls? That's like picking a dog from a shelter."
Ale: Can't you go to a Hot Topic in Pennsylvania?
Rene: There are none that are near me.
Ale: Oh, I forgot about your disability, sorry.
Rene: I should get started on that 4 to 6 page paper that's due when I get back.
Ale: What's it on?
Rene: It's for my Woman Writers class.
Ale:.......You mean your Inferior Writers class?
Monday, 12 October 2009
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Doneri-we win.
"You sleazy whore-monger!"
"I miss you hard."
"Moooooo, da aynimuhls."
"I'm so high, I'm offensive."
To Doneri: We've been talking about it, and we realized, YOU ARE GROSS.
"I feel like mint inside."
(about his bowl of pasta) "Rene....I don't think you're getting this back."
(about Ms. Gitles) "God, she makes my dick hurt."
Rene: We do what we want, when we want. We're like existentialists.
Ale: No, we're opportunists.
Rene: No, not that.
Ale: Maybe we're just assholes.
Rene: Yeah. Yeah, we're assholes.
(Talking about Doneri trying S&M) "The safety word is Burger King."
CAN. WE. PULL. THIS. OFF.
Sunday, 11 October 2009
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BongBongBong
Ale: I'll just type it on your computer.
Rene: It's not on.
Ale: (clicks mouse, desktop appears)
Rene: Oh, fuck me.
"How do you not like apple pie?! You're a dyke!"
"There are no rules like that in rugby. Nobody knows when the game starts--they're just all wandering around the field, clueless, until one guy just starts beating some guy's ass. THAT'S RUGBY."
Ale: How do you feel?
Erika: Oh, yeah.
Bo Burnham: I've never really understood being offended--
Ale: I'd offend him all night long.
Ale: I couldn't find a picture of Bo Burnham shirtless so I started looking at this--
Rene: What is that?
Ale: (clicks Google search results tab)
(an Image Search of Charmander comes onscreen)
Rene: What. The fuck. No, that has nothing to do with Bo Burnham. Not helping.
"I just realized that a Nutella sandwich represents all the races of the world: Wheat and white are Hispanic and white people. The Nutella is clearly black people...and Asians are the banana you put in your sandwich. "
"Teached her English good."
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- Name: Ale
- Country: United States
- Birthday: 7/27/1990
- Member Since: 2/12/2007
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